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Rose of jerhiko
Ride through the body educational video - human swallowing pods with another species small enough to fit in those capsules. Adventure from mouth till butt!

Tjo man

Hej mr E ;)

Define friends

Define friends from theese inputs;
How often THEY contact YOU
How much they exchange with you (experiences, things, talk)
How much they have given you in the past (same as above)

:)

Especially those friends you don't see so often IRL. Don't clutter your friend rooster, trust me, you gain on that.

Seriously, I am terrified.

Every time I look something up regarding spiritual guidance etc, I get very scared. Because it always matches up very accurately. Not everything matches up ofcorse, this ain't a perfect science. Roughly 80-90% of theese things matches up. And I think that's a very high percentage.

I did a numerology reading onlime, for free, and got the following:

This reading is based on —Birth Date: 5/30/1994 (May 30, 1994)

Your Inner or Soul's Urge: This is spiritual and emotional expression more than physical. It is your heart-felt desires, your incentive, how you look at life. Here are your areas of personal satisfaction.

Number: 6

You desire responsibility, steadfast love, a harmonious home, domesticity, and maintaining long-standing family traditions. The perfect environment for you has ease, comfort, beauty, music, and harmony.

You empathize with those who, through no fault of their own, are suffering. You are sympathetic to the needs of humanity. If you knew how, you would correct all injustice as a cosmic parent or guardian would. You have a good sense of loyalty and are a natural counselor.

You are artistic, kind, understanding, inclined toward conventionality but broad-minded. When your emotions aren't too involved, you are a fine judge of character.

Your life can be richer if you cultivate firmness and assertiveness to better balance your emotions and sense of justice, and realize that others have their own valid points of view.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 6 Inner or Soul's Urge.

Your Personality: This is physical expression more than spiritual or emotional; your outer self, the way you express when meeting others. It may or may not be the real you.

Number: 3

You are seen as a colorful, cheerful, and entertaining person; a natural host or hostess. You can cheer up a lifeless party. Friends are important to you, and you are easy to talk to.

In communication, you tend to elaborate and exaggerate in the direction of color and creativity, preferring to overlook the drab and mundane.

If you take on too many activities at once, you can appear superficial or contrived.

You probably enjoy wearing jewelry and fancy clothing. Just don't overdress or wear extreme styles in relation to the occasion.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 3 Personality.

Your Quiescent Self: Stripping away all outside influences, aspirations, ambitions, "shoulds", and "shouldn'ts" --this is you when you are alone; just you and your dreams..

Number: 3

You are popular, attractive, and sought after. You are successful in one or more artistic fields -- designing, decorating, painting, acting, singing, sculpting, or related arts. A guest list is not complete without your name. You are applauded for your talents and spread happiness wherever you go. It all comes natural to you.

Your thoughts and pleasure are related to seeding happiness and personal recognition of your artistic talents.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 3 Quiescent Self.

Your Destiny or Ultimate Goal: This is your desired lifetime accomplishment. It is a key to a useful and happy life, and to feeling fulfillment during your latter days.

Number: 9

Your destiny is service to mankind and representing all that is fine, true, and generous. This is easier with tolerance, compassion, and understanding. You have tremendous power to warm the hearts of humanity and to stimulate the perception of beauty.

You have an eye for beauty and perfection and are inspirational, kind, understanding, generous, an inspired artist, intuitive, and psychic. You give freely of your emotions, your skill, and your leadership purely for the benefit of mankind. You have the ability to use words effectively and artistically, both written and verbal.

You are artistic, beautiful, strong, courteous, kind, impulsive, emotional, harmonious, and have an impressive personality.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 9 Destiny or Ultimate Goal.

Your Life's Path: Here are clues to what fate has in store for you. It indicates the type of encounters, events, and opportunities you are likely to experience along your physical life path.

Number: 4

Your life is filled with things practical, or making them so with patience, care, and accuracy. You have a strong sense of what is right and are naturally honest, conscientious, and sincere.

You are a worker and can be decidedly dedicated to your goals. In your work, you can be loyal, intense, and dedicated to the job at hand. You tend to be practical, and like to have your facts straight before beginning a project. You can handle money well and tend to keep resources in reserve. You tend to be conservative and protective, with a strong sense of dignity and worthiness.

Your path holds possibilities for great attainment. The rewards come because of patience, service, persistence, hard work, and dependability.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 4 Life's Path.

This Year's Path: Here is what you are likely to encounter this year -- your feelings, your predominant perspective, and the type of situations, circumstances, and opportunities you tend to attract during the calendar year.

Number: 5

This is a year of change for you, a year to get out of the rut. Your opportunities are found outside ordinary routine. New opportunities and new conditions are manifesting (some may appear unexpectedly) -- new relationships, new ideas, new contacts, new enterprises, new plans -- more freedom, more variety, more travel --broader fields of interest and activity.

It is a year of new experiences -- change, growth, fun, freedom. You feel an inner push to go do something, anything, so long as it's a new experience. You notice more opportunities to travel. It is time to take advantage of the prevailing atmosphere of change and variety to learn something new. The year adds new life and color to your undertakings.

The changes can be thrilling and inspiring. Now is the time to take advantage of the enhanced sense of freedom you feel and create new outlets for your genius. It is also a time to let older people and children inspire you.

If you have a business, you may wish to advertise more than usual, possibly presenting your business with a new, even unique, angle.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 5 Year's Path.

Next Year's Path. Number: 6

This is a year of service for you, a duty year. You feel you're assuming new responsibilities. People make more demands of you this year. You are needed in many directions.

Warmth and good will toward others, along with love and harmony, will make everything worthwhile. Justice, fair play, and honesty are important. It is a year for unselfish service.

Take care of your health because without it you cannot help others. Find time for rest and relaxation. This is a year to be thorough and conscientious about everything that you do.

It is a year of fine and friendly influence for marriage, tranquil home conditions, and traditional family activities. You may feel a strong desire to get settled.

Click here to chat with someone about your number 6 Next Year's Path.

Last Year's Path. Number: 4

This is a practical year; no long leisurely periods for dreaming, personal indulgence, or careless living. It is a time to build the firm and secure foundation upon which your future depends, using practical values and steady application. It is also the time to work out the details of that project you've been thinking about. Read the fine print of all transactions.

This is the year to find where you stand in life, and to be practical about it -- to pay attention to details.

This year demands a lot of work, not only to improve the present but also to build practical foundations for the future. Your diligence brings commensurate rewards. With good sense, you can meet all requirements and experience satisfactory gain.

Your gatherings, meetings, parties, and trips are mostly related to work or business.

As part of the practical focus of this year, attend to health matters.

Gratitude. Gratitude makes more good things happen.

Expressing gratitude makes room for more good things to happen. When there is room for more, then more good things just naturally come along.

We had it coming.

Today at roughly 04 in the morning me and my beloved woman broke up. We kind of had it coming.

So I just smoked some spice :(

When you think you are on the spot average:
You exchange an E for an Ä when the interpretation of a word occurs. (From hearing a new word/name)

New tag:
missint - missinterpretation

Edit:
I think this toke made change my mind on the escape. So I went home shortly after this. This toke helped me in theese ways:
Made me think it has gone a lot of time (probably the sole cause I got home this early)
Makes me forget shit, why I even escaped from the first place (in the long run)
Made me happier.
Made me relaxed enough to get home.

First world problems..

The two most attractive females in terms of a relationship, not looks, are sitting next to me, and I seriously can't determine who would be the superior one.

Holy fucks they just started massaging eachother.

MissBe:
A gymnast. She can bend over in every way possible if you know what I mean. She has blonde hair and a slender, A+ body, beautiful face. She is somewhat short. Small chest, just how I like it.

She has used many different drugs, but had a break for 5 months. She broke it recently. So she probably knows addiction very well. She is drug-friendly.

Her personality is great. Always happy, always friendly. She used to play games but not anymore, so I can probably convince her to start again.

This girl is a smoker.

MissCe:
I don't know as much of her as I know of MissBe, but here goes.

Brunette. Pretty, slender body. Bigger tatas than MissBe.

This chick is a smoker, and a cannabistoker.

Her personality is A++.

Both are good friends of eachother.

The test is not really necceccary, both would get very high scores, but I need to know them better to accurately perform the test.